More Vocabuphilia

Caroma (n): The interior smell of a new automobile, which tends to fade rather quickly, but which can elicit a host of memories

Fritterati (n): A word used to describe the nouveau-rich who just fritter away money on more and more flashy things to impress their peers

Mallzheimer’s Syndrome (n): The inability of a shopper to remember where they parked the car in a shopping center parking lot

Micronesia (n): Small, mini-bursts of amnesia brought about when leaving a room to get something, usually solved by returning to one’s seat

Nagivator (n): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver, usually with a smug, told-you-so attitude

Narcleptomaniac (n): A person who habitually steals other’s sleep, such as a newborn child or an habitual snorer

Netflux (n): The time period between the arrival of home-delivered DVD’s

Permafat (n): the last few pounds of weight a dieter just can’t seem to lose

Phooey Vuitton (n): a substandard, counterfeit, knockoff of any brand name product such as, but not limited to, Louis Vuitton

Sandboni (n): A vehicle used to smooth the sand on popular tourist beaches

Wuzband (n): Any former spouse of the male persuasion

[And for those of you who feel like you’ve bean had when you bought the brokefast blend at the big drip-off store, here are some terms appropriate to the occasion: Mocha Dinero, Livin’ La Vida Mocha, Cost-a-latte, Excesso, Café Aumigod, Grounds for Divorce.]

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